Wellyopolis

April 06, 2005

Pay up

The Onion's horoscope for Libra's this week reads:

The proper course of future action becomes clear this week when the stars in your sign mystically align and spell out, "You still owe Evan 10 bucks."

If you're a Libra -- born between September 23 and October 23 -- please contact me to make arrangements for getting the money to me.

I'm a generous man. Interest will be 2% p.a. on your debt, well below prime.

Posted by robe0419 at April 6, 2005 01:39 PM | TrackBack
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