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Middle school research on my dissertation topic

Don't ask how I came across this bizarre site. Here is a wacked out seventh grader's conclusions about women and paid work:

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

I have a few follow-up questions for Jonathan, but I couldn't find his email address anywhere on the objective ministries website.